me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
zeldalise: oh my god I just realized something okay so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth
I want to care, but I don’t. I look at you and all I feel is tired.– Elizabeth Scott (via jeakm)
saddeer: I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
I fell for you fast Straight into the pavement I didn’t even have time to wipe...– (via katisque)
Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...– N’tima (via beatsandbrushes)
tinychatter: there’s trouble at the berry farm, someone has committed a strobbery
I hate you, but I still I miss you, and a part of me still loves you.– Rudy Fransisco (x) (via ahorton92)
run-down-verses: I knew I lost you When you told me you loved me While looking away
You gradually get over the pain. It doesn’t go away, not for a long time, but it...– (via thelovewhisperer)
You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived...– John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via larmoyante)
You can't just leave after causing all of this...
He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why...– Jeanette Winterson (via eternellement-reconnaissant)
fugrats: read this if u wanna date me
I have been treating you like the bandage when you might actually be the wound.
“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?