May 2013
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
dampsandwich:
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
zeldalise:
oh my god I just realized something okay
so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents
I am actually giving you my two cents in every post
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
“I want to care, but I don’t. I look at you and all I feel is tired.”
– Elizabeth Scott (via jeakm)
saddeer:
I’m fun to flirt with but not to date because I’m a psychopath
“I fell for you fast
Straight into the pavement
I didn’t even have time to wipe...”
– (via katisque)
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via beatsandbrushes)
tinychatter:
there’s trouble at the berry farm, someone has committed a strobbery
“I hate you, but I still I miss you, and a part of me still loves you.”
– Rudy Fransisco (x) (via ahorton92)
run-down-verses:
I knew I lost you
When you told me you loved me
While looking away
“You gradually get over the pain. It doesn’t go away, not for a long time, but it...”
– (via thelovewhisperer)
“You like someone who can’t like you back because unrequited love can be survived...”
– John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via larmoyante)
You can't just leave after causing all of this...
“He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why...”
– Jeanette Winterson (via eternellement-reconnaissant)
fugrats:
read this if u wanna date me
I have been treating you like the bandage when you might actually be the wound.
“am I top or bottom” I whispered as we started a two player game of Mario Kart
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
